Dirk the Dictionary
Guffaw at garishly goofed-up grammar in this bizarre edutainment spoof with a queer romantic twist
You are Dirk the Dictionary,
the mystical guardian of all things grammatical, and the beloved mascot of PerfectWord '95!
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You've got looks, powerful word-magic, a vocabulary a mile wide, and a trusty coworker, Jack the Donkey, who practically worships the ground you walk on!
Now it's time for you to take a customer. What could possibly go wrong? You're always the smartest one in the room...Right?
Well, whatever you do, Jack will probably thinks it's the bees knees....bless his heart!
WELL, WHAT ARE YA WAITIN' FOR???? Hook up your modem, dust off your grandparents' America Online subscription, boot up your old Power Macintosh running System 7.5.3, and get ready to be charmed by DIRK THE DICTIONARY!
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This game contains some suggestive (TV-14) humor in its dialogue. However, there is NO explicit content.
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Ahhhhh, loved them so much!
Thank you for playing! I'm glad you enjoyed the game!
SUCH A FUN GAME!! Enamored with the art style and the writing got me to laugh quite a few times, really sweet conversations to end on as well X] Can't wait to revisit once the audio's implemented!
Thank you so much!!! :) The audio is implemented now if you'd like to take another look!
Thank you!! ^^